[reading reading reading]

I stand back with the other well-dressed vaginas awaiting similar orders.

[reading reading]...wait did he just refer to himself and the other customers as "well dressed vaginas?"

[reads up]

[turns away from computer quickly to avoid spitting ice cream on keyboard] XD

I smiled back, my smile all badgers testicles and sharp glass.

I have no idea what that would look like and actually don't even want to imagine it but my imagination will as per usual just go right on ahead and do whatever the hell it feels like. A rather original description of danger I have to say XD