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RE: A Series of Unfortunate Events
Seriously?!?
All that pomp and circumstance just to make up a story of how you cut yourself shaving?
That bloody sucks man.
I've heard that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions...
Apparently comedy and a sense of humor come from places of incredible suffering.
To quote Blade: "Use it."
You definitely already are.
P.S. Your chin gash kinda looks like a 3-D penis with a tail...
I hope that's the last one you get on your face.
#couldbeworse
Oh, btw (serious here for just a second):
If you were prescribed Flagyl aka metronidazole as one of your antibiotics, stay away from any alcohol whatsoever or you'll be puking like the fountains of The Bellagio in Vegas.
#getwellsoonbrother
My brother and I have this Philosophy. It's called "The Indiana Jones Theory." Absolutley everything that happens to Indiana Jones is terrible; Snakes, boulders, nazis....It's horrific, but it's a great story. So, any time the suck starts, instead of crying or running, we embrace it because that's what makes an adventure.
Damn, that cut does look a little phallic. unfortunately, it is healing very well.
Love your philosophy man 👍
Memento Mori...
At the end of the day, we're all dead anyway;
The question that matters is "How many Freudian scars did a dog leave on your face?"
Besides, chicks love scars!