My five year old has the jokes..

in #life7 years ago (edited)

Hello, fellow steemians! I know I'm supposed to spend time with my post, but I really needed to share this, and since I no longer use Facebook, you guys get the pleasure.

First let me introduce my overly snarky, incredibly intelligent, wannabe scientist, ninja (which he will learn the ninja ways from a samurai, per him), a botanist, and an archaeologist. He's going to be a busy adult, but mom and dad will be taken care of!
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This is Synrik.

Synrik is very hungry tonight. He is moaning as he slowly pads around the house like we starve the child. He may be skinny, but I promise that kid is well fed. I'd kill for his metabolism!

His dad just took hot dogs of the grill. IMG_8520.JPG That handsome man with us is his dad. Damn. Anyway.

Synrik decides at this time to lay out an incredible dad joke that I will soon not forget.

"Yum! Let's make like compost and dig in."

You're welcome.

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