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RE: A Series of Unfortunate Events

in #life7 years ago

I saw that smut contest, and I thought about what to write for it for a good minute. I had a beautiful piece written in my head about how much it turns me on when girls cry while I'm fucking them, but, as you can see; my mom reads these blogs.
Shit, I guess I can just leave it in the comments over there. Nevermind. I'm dumb.

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Well... Your kinda creepy.... Do you think I could butter up your Ma and maybe she'll enter my smut contest instead?

I mean if the kinky apple falls from the tree and all that....yeah why am I even asking you for the porn goods I bet your Ma has the magic writer/visual mind.