🔥Official Release/Notice/Letter No:3 From @thewhitehous

The Office Of @thewhitehous
The Triangle Office Because The Rectangle One Is STILL Being Painted Gold & Silver
The North West Wing
17 Doors Down, Opposite Guest Bedroom Tango1178. (We Had To Move…Again).

We here @thewhithous need to make it perfectly clear, We will Stop Iran from having ANY Nuclear Weapons. This is absolutely necessary for the security of The USA and to a lesser degree the less important countries on earth too.

Yes, we have a few Nucs, but that’s not the point is it….Iran just cannot have any, Nada, Zero .

We just rediscovered all the Nucs we have stashed in a few other countries we call ‘friends’, places like Germany, Belgium, Italy, The Netherlands and Turkey…so all together we have approximately 150 (or is that had 150? Not sure, oh well not to worry, they’re ours and not Iran’s).

Here’s where we found out about all our Nucs : US has 150 nuclear weapons in five NATO countries: Turkish Parliament report http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/us-has-150-nuclear-weapons-in-five-nato-countries-turkish-parliament-report-121667

The USA needs it’s Nuclear arsenal to protect it’s borders, there’s no reason Iran should need any to protect it’s borders…and don’t get us started on North Korea (that’s a bit of a sore point just now).

Anyway we (as in we meaning only mr donald trump) think we need to put another 50 in Turkey…you know for our security, just in case.
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mr donald trump thinks this is a great idea to show our strength, we’re not too sure it’s a great idea, but we don’t really want to make an enemy of mr donald trump…he fires people who p*ss him off.

If we already have 150 and Russia has who know how many (we don’t) and we get another 50, that makes at least 200 in the world, but we definitely don’t want to let Iran have even 1 and North Korea must completely disarm too. We're OK with Israel having some, they're a friend of ours.

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