These Boots Weren't Made For Walkin

These boots weren't made for walking
If you want to walk
That's not what they'll do
If you want to walk on ground
They'll fall apart on you
If you want boots for walking
It's 500 bucks per shoe
There made in a foreign country
And by slave labor too

Americans don't understand economics
They all are so very dumb
But when it rains in Zion
All the smoke and dust is gone
I bought some solar panels
Said they're made in CA.
And on the box
It also says UK
Step and fetch dodge don't catch
A bullet at a party, your school
A movie, at the mall,
On eBay or Amazon
Trump is evil and MAGA
Just try to sell your stock
Charge your car at these rates
This shot has got to stop
Bill Gates is making money
Which he gives away
And now most of our
DVDs do no longer play
I could have had some cattle
I could do farming too
But Craig worked at McDonalds
In the drive through
When he took their debit cards
He recalled numbers more than a few
The librarian lost all she had
Men shot their wives
As one in four screamed cried
Our demented puppet dictator
Tells us all's alright
There not enough MAGA
I heard old Carville say
My niece in the is in the Air Force
And her wife did say,
When I asked she answered
They took our COLA away
Yes they own the nicest house
Got two four by fours
She is a drone driver
Has PTSD for sure
Her wife ain't all that ugly
As her pictures look
I want to know who
And when I was in
They're running off the Intel
I went into hell to get
Oh honey I hope it ain't so long
Before we meet again
And if it is
Cause most likely I'll be dead
I hear they raided Moscow
To catch some Russian spies
That's one in Idaho
From where Chrysthys flies