I talked to god at Burning Man!

It's true! I talked to god at Burning Man and learned that there is a god, he hangs out at Burning Man every year, and he favors people who drink Mocha Lattes. I know these things because I went to Burning Man for a spiritual journey. 

One evening I was walking down the road near my camp and saw a tent that indicated there was free beer inside. I went inside and sure enough they were offering non stop consumption of beer.  I participated for a few hours and then thought I would take a walk. As I walked down the road twilight was approaching and the individual camp lights were coming on. The wind was picking up blowing the playa dust in the air creating a magical environment.

As I walked down the street I noticed something off in the distance. It looked like a phone booth that had the words "Talk With God" lighted at the top of the booth. At first I thought I was seeing some kind of mirage in the desert or it could be the thirst quenching amount of beer that I consumed. As I got closer I saw a woman on the phone apparently talking to god. She looked like she was having a sincere conversation with somebody on the other end of the phone, apparently god. I thought I better take this opportunity to talk to god. But, I noticed there was a line of some 8 people waiting to talk to god. It looked like god was busy. I didn't want to wait. So, I thought to myself that I would talk to god some other time. I went back to my camp.

The next morning after my morning meditation I decided to walk to the center camp for my 2nd most important spiritual practice (Mocha Latte in the morning). 

My walk from my camp to center camp took me past the "Talk To God" phone booth. It was 7:00 AM, nobody was talking to god and there was no waiting line. The phone handle was on the hook and you could see the dangling cord. I thought I would test god and see if he is up so early in the morning.

I picked up the phone and said "god are you there." A thundering voice came back saying "yes my son, I am always here." This blew my mind. I couldn't believe god was up so early in the morning.

I had a very nice conversation with god and as some time went by I said to god "Hey god, I have to go to center camp and buy a mocha latte." You can't buy much at burning man, but you can buy a high quality mocha latte. God is such a chatty fellow, but he understood. 

I hung up and went to center camp for my mocha latte. As I waited in line patiently contemplating my morning mocha latte. Someone cut in front of me just as I was getting ready to place my order. I wasn't bothered that someone cut in front of me because after-all I just had a nice conversation with god. The person who cut in line in front of me talked to the cashier and then left.

When I placed my order the cashier told me that my mocha latte was paid for by that person who cut in front of me. It was obvious that god must have sent one of his followers to buy me a mocha latte.

At that moment I realized that god was real. He hangs out at Burning Man every year, and he favors people who drink mocha lattes. 

I suggest that you experience a talk with god yourself by going to Burning Man for a spiritual experience.