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the gun store should ask; "is your gun going to spend time in a home with anyone who owns a boat?"

O.O

Sweet Jeebus!

Are you serious? Or just trying to be funny?

It's tongue in cheek.
Losing all of one's guns in a boating accident is a a sad, but all too frequent occurrence.

Oh... you said children.

I guess you're analogous to those crazy animal lovers that talk about how their pets are their children. 😂 except yours are shiny and chrome and get lost in vehicular accidents, just like the children in Mad Max!maxresdefault.jpg