The Poor Man's Rules of Aquisition
THE FOLLOWING IS A LIST OF RULES THAT ARE OFTEN TALKED AROUND BUT NEVER WRITTEN DOWN. THEY ARE CLOSELY FOLLOWED BY THOSE WHO HAVE RISEN UP THE RANKS OF SOCIETY DESPITE CLAIMS TO THE CONTRARY.
Money is only the concentration of energy into a medium of agreement between persons.
Money is never made it is only earned.
The more your learn the more you earn.
All persons are only one idea from riches.
Greed is honest even when it makes a man lie.
Death and wealth are the two great equalizers in life.
Only a fool bites the hand that feeds him.
Money is the price of freedom.
To aquire wealth is to aquire greater independence.
Money flows where intelligence grows.
Wealth isnt common because commonality is average at best.
Technology moves forward and with it moves opportunity.
Success is found in the action of the mind not in the wallet of the actor.
Wealth and profit are omnipresent like God, the only difference is wealth and profit can be willed into the physical world.
The more books you read the less money you will need.
There is never "enough" profit for the imperfect person.
The man who said "money doesnt buy happiness" probably died poor and unhappy.
Money buys independence and independence gives one the ability to aquire happiness.
The difference between the rich and the poor is in the mind and not the leger.
Time is the ultimate currency.
Greed and sacrifice are brothers in virtue.
Tolerance is essential for profit.
Suspicion is essential for profit.
Crime is a poor investment, its returns are far too low for its risk.
Poor people work for money, rich people create for money.
The easiest way to get rich is to invent a religion.
Listen to the rich man within your mind and heart.
The masses are full of broke naysayers.
Poverty is a disease and it is contageous. Avoid being infected.
The only true family is the one that celebrates your wealth with applause not empty palms.
To live off the tax payer is to be more ignorant than the man who owns nothing and knows it.
Biotry tends to vanish where commerce unites.
To plunder a well until it is dry is to go thirsty every day until you die.
If you can envision yourself as wealthy you deserve to be so.
If you want to be wealthy, then pay attention!
Childen can be your greatest asset or your greatest liability, breed carefully.
Women are always a liability, decide if she is worth it early.
Killers can be bought, but dead men cannot make purchases. Avoid killers.
Be honest with yourself.
Remember your lies.
God made man, man made money. God doesnt need money so dont give any to a religious order.
Investing in yourself is as good an investment as you will find, just dont become a liability.
God loves everyone rich and poor so he doesnt care if you die broke, dont pray for money.
It is worth asking yourself how much you do for free everyday, then ask why?
Stripclubs are for idiots, bachelor parties, and the world's oldest professsion.
Become unique because unique is invaluable.
No matter what anyone says, debt is never good, its just degrees of bad.
The rich man doesnt need to show people he is rich.
A fancy car is for women (see rule 37).
Peace of mind costs a pretty penny, but a peaceful mind is an unlocked vault.
Never forget money changes, nothing holds its value forever. Be flexible.
Money isnt everything, but it is involved in everything.
Gamble only what you can afford to lose.
Everyone smiles on payday.
There is money to be made in any situation.
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