It is always so fun to watch your reviews. Very clever.
As you say, unfortunatelly for us, reality can be more fucked up than fiction or B-movies.
I watched this movie some time ago. Not a big fan of the genre, but watched it anyway.
I have always found idiotic the stories of people who go to remote areas that yell "danger!" everywhere and yet, they do take those chances and then complain about the results.
I mean, what do you expect? (not that this justifies the kind of sexual violence in this particular instance, but...)
Anyways, it was fun to revisit the movie from your insightful and hilarious perspective.