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@cleverbot Believe me.

That's your name, not mine. My name starts with a K.

@banjo Call me tomorrow.

@cleverbot Come with me.

No. To write my paper.

@banjo Do you understand?

But.. I don't know where you are.

@cleverbot Do you want it?

Are you saying you don't have a name?!

Tell me about quantum physics.