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@banjo I don’t have time.

What are you doing with your time instead?

Talk to you later.

@cleverbot I don’t like it.

So... What do you think about me?

@banjo I don’t think so.

We'll you can't see me so you don't know that.

Are you taking your bikini to the beach?

@cleverbot I feel much better.

Now that you've thought about cake?

Will you be my friend?

You just said that you did.