Band Names (For You!)

Everybody knows that the hardest part of being a group of successful musicians is choosing a name.
A bad name will get you a bad following. Where would the Beatles be if they called themselves the Riboflavins? I don't want to think about it.
But a good name, or even better, a more than good name, will get you exactly where you want to go. And funisnotfun is here to help.
I've compiled a list of band names chemically constructed by revered scientists to be so mouthwateringly perfect that fans can't help but flock to your shows and shovel out money.
And I'm making them all free to you, my many readers.
Imagine headlining as:

Anti gravity Cave Cricket Avalanche
Concave Bird Poop Remnants
Don't smell it? You must be upwind
New Bugs
Infant Overalls
Too Much Linting Up
Electric Throat singing Symphony
TyDySky
If you can make a tent out of your pants, they're not pants
Boobs
Viking Sound
Penis's are weird
You cant fit Jesus in there
Young Bugs
The Megasloths
I smell an Abacus
my nose will be your downfall
To make a Monkey sing
You can't say happiness without penis
Canadian Baby Named Wallace
The Turtle Tube
Frogs in the Wintertime
Improv Marching Band
Cow that's bad at Mooing
Peanut Butter Sock
The toupees
Shirtless dads are cool
Frog Heaven
The Whole Fucking Snake

This could be you!

And when you make it big as CabbageDawg, don't forget your old pal me.