What the f#%& is that?! Vol 1

Do you ever just observe animals whether it be in nature, a zoo, pictures, or video and just think, what the actual F#%& isnt that?! Well it's time we expressed these thoughts. And for the first of many animals I cant think of any better to honor than, the giraffe.

Ahh yes the giraffe. This magnificent oddity of the African planes has awed and confused us since we were peeing in our pull ups.
The giraffe, whom looks like the unwanted spawn of a drunken one night stand between amd horse and cheetah. The animal, that at one time was glorious with its beautiful coat of a cheatah spots shining brightly on the glorious muscled body of a stallion, one day whilst fixing the ceiling fan after a long day at the office. In his buzzed stupidity he caught his tie in the blades. The blades spun and spun and no matter how the cheetorse tried, his neck continued to stretch as if it were in a commercial for a stretch arm strong toy.

When I see you Mr. giraffe, I cant tell if I want to stand and admire your beauty, or slide down your glorious freakish neck and yell, " what the F#$% is that?!"