Ndjt episode two

in #ndjt7 years ago (edited)

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At what age did you have your first kiss?

At the age of 9, I was in primary four and I remember vividly how we climbed up a kind of tree house, except that there was no tree and it was entirely made of wood.. It was just beautiful.

What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?
A ruler, the one that used to be 5 naira. It was the most sincere gift I have ever gotten.. And yes! It was from the same dude that I got my first kiss from.

What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner.

Hmmmmm.. Most expensive.... Who cares about me in this life sef??? Oh yes! I remember, it wasn't a gift in the material sense though, it was a gift of true and sincere happiness. You know when someone treats you like a princess you are not?? Yes, material gifts were involved but mehn this guy took me to heaven, brought me back to earth and still made it feel like I was in heaven on earth.

Ladies: Which would you rather go without? Brassiere or Make-up for three days.

Is this even a question??? The way I hate wearing a bra ehn.. This is why I don't like going anywhere o.. Wearing a Bra is too stressful, I'll practically lose interest before gaining the interest sef.

Qualities of your ideal man or woman?

My ideal man.. I'm sapiosexual so he shouldn't be a dumb fuck... He should be great in bedmatics too please.. Every other thing goes I think?? No o, I also want me a fine man, dark fine man... He should have a sense of humor too and be respectful and humble.😀

What would you do with one million naira.

One million naira?? Invest like 500,000 in my business and invest in other people's businesses too..

Would you love to get married to a virgin?
Hell no! I mean hell no! No na.... He has to be good o.. Do you know that great sex helps in proper brain functioning??? OK I just made that up.. But please.. He must be great.. I can't be starved

Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit.

Well.. I just joined like three days back so I sincerely do not know jack except the person that introduced me to steemit.. So I'm just gonna put @ucheotunji and @idaraatakpa for the females.

Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.

So, as I sat on the bed, I thought I'd offer a prayer to God for his unconditional love and well, the gift of the Bible; but God! I couldn't help but think about how well his soft lips could actually suck my well rounded breasts and how sex with him was the best I have ever had.

What virtue do you think is your greatest?
I think I'm pretty humble.. I learn from other people experiences and mine too, and I have learnt in the long run that pride is unnecessary.. I mean why be proud and ignored, when you can be humble and receive favours?

One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1
Well.. I didn't participate. Like I said I just joined so I sincerely do not know what and what went on.

Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER

I think its just trying to depict the all science of what we call "washee" which practically involves the sole act of teasing an individual from diverse angles to get the person to reveal things the person ordinarily wouldn't have.

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At the age of 9, I was in primary four and I remember vividly how we climbed up a kind of tree house, except that there was no tree and it was entirely made of wood.. It was just beautiful.

Chaiiiii did you grow up in Nigeria??

I can't be starved
Deeeeeeep

Lol.. Yes I did... @official-hord 😀

Walai I cannot believe... Tree house, which part of Nigeria was that please I need to go there and grow up again

Lol.. It's not a tree house gan gan gan na... I said there was no tree in the picture and it was made of wood with stairs...

You did not have something like this in your primary school ni? What primary school did you attend biko? Aunty Maria group of schools?

Nooo family nursery and primary school... And there was no such thing except jangilover

Lol... Well... We did