NDJT (EPISODE 2) Teasing you Left Right Front Back and Center.

Don't mind my funny face

First of all, I will like to say a very big thankyou to @mimy for coming up with a wonderful idea, only God knows how she came about this.

And I also appreciate @ehiboss for the contribution he made in making this a progress.

In addition, i sincerely really do appreciate @Genesisproject in general left right back front round about for showing me love and making me understand what steemit is all about in detail.

As a winner to be, I have to congratulate the previous winners of the last episode.

• @Folakere
• @Edikanefanga
• @Iwritealot

And to all those who received the consolation prices of 1sbd.

I am a newbie in steemit, and @genesisproject, but I hope my presence here will make impact in people's life, with my God given writing skill.

I promise to tell nothing but the truth, because this are my kind of questions, so whatever I say is the truth. Trust me.

Now let's the fun begin!!!!!

QUESTIONS!

• At what age did you have your first kiss?

Ans: If am to be sincere here, its age (6)six, with my mums friend daughter, it was a very funny experience, in fact I mistakenly bit her lip in the process.

• What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?

Ans: Ah, you will make me remember brother saheed again, my very stingy uncle, when he's eaten he'll keep starring at my face with that funny look like 'mioni fun e je' Meaning: I wouldn't give you out of my food, so at times when he gets full, unable to finish the food, after he has eaten the meat and fish in the soup, finish the juicy stew and remain ewedu, stain the very small semo with the soup, then he'll call me, "Ayo! oya wa gba, sha ma pami", Meaning: "Ayo! Sha come and take before you kill me now"
Do you know the most annoying part, if I reject the 'Robles' like I use to call it, am in trouble that day.

• What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner.

Ans: When I was in ss2 during my secondary school days, my girl friend gave me 20 thousand on my birthday, and it meant a lot to me because at that time I've never owned as much as that, except I count for people, but I later suffered it o, her mom came to school three days later and asked for the guy she gave money to, all the teachers flogged me and we broke up, but at least I enjoyed the money with my friends, we ate a lot of egg rolls and yoghurt.

• Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?

Ans: A man with a bushy hair is a mad man now, I know all human have madness somewhere in them, but you shouldn't let it out when its not right.
For instance, imagine me going to a seek for a job with a nicely dressed suit, Rolex wristwatch, nice shoes and a very bushy hair.
Common, I'll rather use my phone to check the time and keep my comb somewhere in my bag.

• Qualities of your ideal man or woman?

Ans: God knows what's best for us though, but as for me, I like a well educated damsel, someone who is smart and fluent, A slim and tall lady that will fit in what ever expensive dress I get her.
A lady who is worth having me, someone who acts with gentility and admit and is willing to correct her every mistake. Most importantly, she should be hard working.

• What would you do with one million naira.

Ans: Well, I'll give my mama to take part of the money, then get fully contained with the crypto life, invest in trustable coins and contribute to the orphanage, trust me, this is what I've been planning to do with any huge amount that comes my way.

• Would you love to get married to a virgin?

Ans: Sure, sure, sure. What would you have me say?
Of course I love sweet, clean and pleasurable things, I've never deflower a lady and I thank God for that. In that course, I feel to marry a virgin will be so so pleasant for me, and i pray God forgive me for those sex I had for fun.

• Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit.

Ans: Trust me I can buoyantly tell you someone is virgin, but if I'll pretend to think, in other to keep the fun flowing.

Girls: @biljed, @dhayor, @mimy.

Guys: @Burlarj, @ehiboss, @camilus

• Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.

Ans: While I laid on Bed, said my Prayer, to God, Its late so I called unto my Love, and told her, "pick up the Bible let's pray to God", instead she made quick move to Suck on me, Already I knew she was ready for Sex.

• What virtue do you think is your greatest?

Ans: My Brain, and I so thank God for it. My brain makes me versatile in many fields, I learn fast, and my instinct never deceive me.

• One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1

Ans: Although I didn't participate in Episode 1, but at least I read people's comment about it, with the little I know, I believe @mimy is try trying to make to make steemit fun for all Nigerians and minnows particularly, and that, i really appreciate.

• Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER

Ans: Funny, the answer has been told already, especially for those who tend to be too serious with all things, it'll get that crazy moment out of them.

Its like getting all stemians to ponder about the same thing, asking you that daring question, like a truth and dare game.

Pestering you, making you say that which you don't want to say, but you do because of the price involved. Its fun I like this.

I respect and acknowledge the founder of this creative idea.