My Entry for the Ndjt contest organized by @mimy.
Hello everyone, This is a kinda funny contest. So be expecting some crazy answers from me. Lol!
HERE ARE THE QUESTIONS!
At what age did you have your first kiss?
Huh! 12 years.......
What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?
Flowers. He went and got it from a tree in front of our house.... As a typical Nigerian woman, that was not a gift o....
What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner?
His time. Though he had busy schedules, he finds time to visit almost every day.... And would buy me fries...... Lol!
Ladies: Which would you rather go without? Brassiere or Make-up for three days.
Make-up not really an everyday routine for me. Wearing brassiere also not an everyday duty as well.
Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?
That question is not for me... Any guy reading can answer.
Qualities of your ideal man or woman?
Caring, romantic, humble, and God-fearing.
What would you do with one million naira.
I don't really know because it's too small. Maybe I'll take it to MMM to help me double it. By then I'll learn to appreciate what I have.
Would you love to get married to a virgin?
Hmmmmm! So I'll start lectures when we want to enjoy our marriage abi? I don't really care about the *V* stuff.
Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on Steemit.
Hehehehe! I'm not thinking of anyone jare. No need for the melodrama. Lol!
Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.
I love God, Bible, Sex, Prayer and I suck my thump while sleeping on my bed
What virtue do you think is your greatest?
Sincerity. I don't think even pastors beat me in that area. Not joking here.... I am known for that by my parents, friends and school teachers.
One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1
Nothing, because I didn't read nor participate.
Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER
I can use pidgin ba? E mean say pushing me left, right, front, back and center..... I no con know where I go fall go.
I remain my lovely and humble self. 
@elyaque made this beautiful badge for me.
@ogoowinner,
You be typical Naija babeoo.. if na oyinbo we e give that flower, she for turn red.
You for call my name na, i be virginus😀
Heheheheh! No let make breeze blow make we see foul yansh o! lol! Thanks for your comment sis.
Breeze no dey blow for my side, lol..
You are always welcome.
Love you loads.
Wawu 1m is small
The "v" stuff
Wetin your eyes see? Lol!
Lol.notin na
Chai @ogoowinner typically staying on the safe side loooool I see you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As for the Virgin one mention me next time, I'm a virgin
HAHAHAHA! wetin na? I no try? Thanks for reading sha o.
Well next time you will being chaplet, and fada. 😂😂😂😂😂
Someone climbed a tree for you? That, I think, is putting A in AWESOME! 😂
I know some ladies who'd kill for such a man. Dang. Brother was a romantic :)
Lmao! i haf faint. No be only romantic, Na semantic. Lol! Thank you @greenrun for reading.
But he is, I think the idea of his gift is to impress and be that night in shining armour. Hehehe. He's been watching a lot of Zee World with the sister I guess :)
My belle o! @greenrun, Look at that picture very well o, I am not that type of ajebo lady o.
You can't blame a brother for trying. Lol. Now that I'm interested in this story, what did you do with the flower? :)
I did not collect na. Loli!
This one is a typical much ado about nothing
Ha he must be heart broken, after all the stress of climbing a tree
Hahaha.... Quite funny, you had me laughing hilariously 😂A nice one
Lol! Thanks for reading.
Lols....... I am grinning from ear to ear. You mean say virgin no dey again? Chai........... A nice one
Mummy I no know o! Lol!
Thanks for reading ma
You are welcome dear
One word for this post, "Hilarious..... You kept it so real. Lovvvvvvveeeeeed it.
Lol! Thank you.
Beautiful one... Enjoyed reading this post..
Thank you.
😄🙋
Great post. really funny tho
Thanks for reading.
Very clean
I am kuku still crushing on you from the last ndjt
I won't give up
Hahahahaha! continue.
Really
This is cruel
At least crush back