Baba I can't help myself, so so funny, pls you murdered the contest see you at the top

after a successful exam, I went back to my lodge to get my BIBLE, I got to my door and was hearing silent voices emanating from my room, "my casanova roomie and who this time?" I thought, but then I heard a familiar voice saying "SUCK me", it was my girl's voice, I was dumbstruck, "so my roomie is having SEX with my LOVE on my own BED?" I whispered, before saying a short PRAYER to GOD because I was determined to put that motherfvcker (my roomie) in a 'keke' going to hell.

So so creative man.