NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER

Hey steemians, it's my first time of participating in a steemit contest.
I want to appreciate @mimy for the opportunity to participate in this contest, I've read several steemians blog post and I can't help but applaud her for this idea,

Thanks to @emem for telling me about the contest.

Alright, with no much ado, here's mine, I hope I don't bore you 👏 🙆🙎

At what age did you have your first kiss?
I was 13, JSS3. It was durng jss3 extension, when all the jss3 students stayed back from holiday to prepare for junior WAEC. During one of those silly games, someone was dared to kiss me, LOL, it wasn't as heavenly as I thought, just 20seconds of saliva buhahaha 😂

What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?
Pencil. I was in year one, During GST exams, I totally forgot that I needed a pencil to shade the answers in the OMR sheet. I was close to tears when a good Samaritan bought a HB pencil for me, after the exam, I went to return the pencil to him and he said I should consider it as a gift. Sweet boy 😍.

What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner.
My current phone,

Ladies: Which would you rather go without? Brassiere or Make-up for three days.
Both, Lol, I'm not really a makeup person, whenever I wear makeup, it's because of an event or maybe I have a date, apart from that, I'm usually so lazy to go through all the struggles of makeup.
Then, bra, I can go braless for even a week, but I think I'd prefer to go without makeup.

Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?

Qualities of your ideal man or woman?
High sense of humor, brilliant, rich, tall, romantic and most importantly, my man should love books, I mean, who will read and criticize all my articles and novels? My dad? I don't think so. 😅

What would you do with one million naira.
I'd start a poultry farm immediately, I already have the business plan I wrote since last year, all that is left is the money.

Would you love to get married to a virgin?
No, I mean it. Nope, nope.

Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit.*
Ahem! Now this is the part where I officially look for trouble 😂

Female virgins: @biljed @datibomchick and @vheobong.
Male virgins: @penking @ifioklee @spiritwalker

Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.
Ghen ghen 😂, let's do this:

After reading the Bible about God and reciting the lords prayer, instead of having sex, I sat on my bed to suck my finger nails, a bad habit which I'd love God to help me stop,

What virtue do you think is your greatest?
Patience

One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1
Oops, I didn't participate in the episode 1.

Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER
A simple way of making people, even uptight people like me to loosen up and have fun.

Peace out ✌✌