Well, you know, I'm a city girl, a Londoner, so I don't understand all these rural references, but something about Emmerdale is ringing in my head? I remember when that first started, it was on in the afternoons, and I was unemployed and round my mate Bo's (he had a broken leg and couldn't go bait-digging at the time), watching Emmerdale in front of a blazing fire and resting my legs on his cast to warm my toes.