Doctors reveal full list of baffling items found in vaginas in 2017 - and what men needed removed too

A list compiled by the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has highlighted some worrying behaviour

2017 has been a baffling and anxiety-inducing year in so many respects.

One distressing theme which has emerged over the past twelve months has been all the weird and not-so-wonderful vagina 'trends' being peddled online - and even by celebrities .

Not that you asked, but further evidence of this has arrived in the form of a list of strange objects doctors have found inside vaginas over the last 12 months.

Thoughtfully supplied by Adequate Man , the list was compiled using the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission's database of emergency room visits in the US throughout the last 360 days.

Spoiler alert, none of these items are "a baby."

Here it is in full, Technicolour detail.

1. Scented soap

2. Deodorant lid

3. Bottle cap

4. Penis ring with spikes on

5. Silicon balls. The patient stated these were "You know, for when your husband leaves town."

6. A ball

7. Bike reflector

8. Patient was "on period, inserted non-birth control sponge in vagina so she could swim."

9. Headphones

The average vagina is 9.6cm in length (Image: Getty Images)

1. Hot towel

2. "Was having sexual intercourse with boyfriend when he put phone and money in vagina."

3. Clay

4. Candlestick

5. Lollipop

6. Patient was "using massaging urethral vaginal stone balls and the string holding 15 balls together dissolved, can only find 14 balls."

7. Toy magic wand

Just to give you some idea of how mind-boggling and, well, concerning some these "finds" are, note that the average vagina is 9.6cm in length.

But it's not just women who've had t have foreign objects removed from their nether-regions.

Men have been at it too.

1. A little screw

2. A sharp toy

3. Four inch long metal sex toy

Apparently, anything a woman can do, a man can do better (Image: iStockphoto)

1. Plastic spoon

2. Piece of domino

3. Piece of plastic shampoo bottle

4. Patient "put paperclip through urethra and punctured through shaft of penis"

5. Coaxial cable.

Let's all stop this nonsense in 2018 shall we?

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