Definitely *Not* A Cards Against Humanity Contest - Week 12

Hello again, contestants! We made it through Week 11 despite the blood bath in the crypto market, and now we're back for Week 12!

For those of you familiar with the party game of a similar name, it's a copy with a twist. For those of you not familiar with the party game Cards Against Humanity, check out the Week 1 post for more details.

Week 11 Summary

Here is the prompt from last week:

There were 23 entries in Week 11! Here they are in vote count order:

Contestant	Answer	Link
@bengy	up to 40 centimetres	Link
@isarmoewe	true bugs	Link
@sparkesy43	jazz, soul and classic rock	Link
@bidesign	Blackmail	Link
@acolucky	Greater London.	Link
@yintercept	A Stub	Link
@vagabondspirit	A "Double Dragon"	Link
@a0i	unmarried women	Link
@sgbonus	A ShKAS machine gun	Link
@blockurator	A Bulgarian	Link
@simonjay	limited-edition 12" bronze statuettes known as Brucie	Link
@rebeccabe	Desserts	Link
@nyswine	My boss EP by shtar.	Link
@newbiegames	... Awards and Honors	Link
@corpsvalues	the brown ring disease	Link
@kipswolfe	primary school	Link
@manoldonchev	The Encyclopedia of AFL Footballers. 7th ed.	Link
@lennstar	a telephone tapping diploma of the Prime Minister.	Link
@ropaga	A large portion of the northern half of Bracalba	Link
@hyperbole	Muslims	Link
@fromage	Adlai Stevenson's presidential candidacy.	Link
@sugarfix	San Antonio Missionaries	Link
@rufusfirefly	the book, The Fajar Generation: The University Socialist Club and the Politics of Postwar Malaya and Singapore 2009).	Link

Week 11 Winners

Some of you went with pretty sarcastic "bribes", which were funny. Really more like threats. But the one that made me laugh the most was:

My Personal Favorite

I was all out of cash to bribe the tax collector during my audit, so instead I tried bribing him with _______.
The Encyclopedia of AFL Footballers. 7th ed.

By @manoldonchev. Congratulations! I just had this mental image of you just searching frantically for something to give as a bribe and finding this sitting on your bookshelf collecting dust and grabbing it. Anyway. Winner.

The Crowd Favorite

I was all out of cash to bribe the tax collector during my audit, so instead I tried bribing him with _______.
up to 40 centimetres

by @bengy. Congratulations! And warning people to "get their mind out of the gutter" is kind of self-defeating if that's really what you're trying to keep us from thinking :P

The RNG Award

I was all out of cash to bribe the tax collector during my audit, so instead I tried bribing him with _______.
limited-edition 12" bronze statuettes known as Brucie

by @simonjay. Congratulations!

Rules

TLDR; answer the prompt as a comment on this post using words from a random Wikipedia article

1. No resteem or upvote is necessary, although it is greatly appreciated. If I get paid out more than more than 4 liquid STEEM from these posts, I will increase the number of winners.
2. Use the Random Article feature on Wikipedia to get your valid list of words (your "White Cards", for those of you familiar with the actual party game). This link will take you to a random article. You can use any word(s) on the screen - intro, nav bar, anything!
3. Answer in the form of a comment on this post. The format of your comment should be two lines: your answer word(s), and the link to the article you used (see sample answer to this week's prompt below)
4. If you want to keep rolling for new random articles, that's your decision, although it's not in the spirit of the game. If you get a very short "stub" article or something written in another language, feel free to roll again though!
5. If you intentionally use a specific Wikipedia article, I can't stop you, but again, it's not in the spirit of the game.
6. Feel free to add the word "a" or "the" or similar "formatting" words to your answer if it would help it make more sense or sound better.

This Week's Prompt

My Sample Answer

This is the qualifying format I'm looking for in your comment down below:

a republican
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Communist_Workers%27_Party_of_the_Communist_Party_of_the_Soviet_Union

Prizes

There will be three shares of SBI awarded as prizes.

1. One share to my own personal favorite
2. One share to the crowd favorite (as measured by the number of upvotes, not the dollar amount)
3. One share to a random qualifying entry

I've also set a small Steem Bounty on this post. All valid entries will qualify. I'd also recommend subscribing to @dustsweeper for maximum benefit.

This contest will run for a week, at which time I'll close it out, announce the winners, and kick off the next round.

Anyway, thanks for playing, and have fun! Here's the random Wikipedia article link again. See you in the comments below!

You know things are bad when the payout from a Curie won’t even buy you _______.

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