Crazy Comment Contest [ @Steem-Bounty Added ] No Upvote, No Resteem , No Follow Required !
Much like the show Seinfeld, this topic is about nothing
Yes, you read that right. This topic is about nothing at all. I have nothing of substance to say and in this topic neither do you.
Rules
Place a random comment in the comment section. It can be about anything, the more crazy / shocking and funny the better.
This contest is about having fun and reading the other entries so don't forget to upvote the entries that you thought were the craziest / funniest.
Upvote / Resteeming is not required but are appreciated and will help with paying and increasing the prizes
Prizes
This week I will be setting a @steem-bounty of 1 steem and I will be splashing around upvotes to random entries. The upvotes will be given out at random on day 6 / 7 of this post creation.
What is @steem-bounty
@steem-bounty is a reward placed on a topic that is distributed to the participants in the topic. 95% of the bounty is distributed according to the votes from the bounty creator. 5% or the rest of the bounty is determined by votes of everyone else that voted on the comments. This initiative was started by @knircky.
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True story: today my sister found this cute little animal outside her house in Italy..
RUN
Just a spider puppy...
We have the same list.
On meeting God. 😊
From a Parsi fire temple!
LOL XD XD XD
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Nice entry .... at least they weren't blue ants.
LOL I hate that song!! XD
They used to play it in loop in one of my first summer jobs 🙈
And now its stuck in your head.
!popcorn
!applause
LOL
Another installment of 😝 Crazy 😝 Comment 😝 Contest 😝 {Steem-Bounty Added} is underway.
https://steemit.com/newbiegames/@rentmoney/6guvqw-crazy-comment-contest-steem-bounty-added
I know what you did last night. I called the Fashion Police on you for wearing that dress with those shoes.
You're the one out in public like that. I had to bleach my eyes after seeing that
That wasn't me you seen. I haven't seen sunlight since joining Steemit.
It was nighttime and I recognized you by your prison tattoos when you got busted for soliciting an undercover cop. I know you're trying to make rent money but you really should change careers. It's hard out there for a pimp but even worse for a hooker
You're still having grand illusions I see. You can play pretend all you want over the internet but come tomorrow you better have those heals on and making me bank. #itshardouthereforapimp
Your wife sent me a picture
I'm impressed, I can't even see where you hid your junk. Must be tiny
I bet you had a hard time looking threw your family photos to find one that was suitable to post in this topic.
P.S. That microphone you " paid " for works great but I need another so get your best dress on and slap some lipstick on and go back to that shop and get me another and don't give any of your shit like you did last time.
Another installment of 😝 Crazy 😝 Comment 😝 Contest 😝 {Steem-Bounty Added} is underway.
https://steemit.com/newbiegames/@rentmoney/6guvqw-crazy-comment-contest-steem-bounty-added
I was tired of paying dues to the itty bitty titty committee. So I bought some falsies. Same color as my skin.
When I read the box it said....for transexuals. Lol
Am I trippin or what?
Cost: $170
If they could be glued on....no complaints.
Lol
Joy
Itty bitties ... tig ol bitties ... I loves em all !
Thanks...believe it or not that made me feel better. Off to the post office to send off my dues. Lol
Joy
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from yours!
Everyone's reality is different from mine.
True fact, a fly mo can definitely not climb a tree by itself.
True fact, a fly mo
Can definitely not climb
A tree by itself.
- goodsteemerguy
I'm a bot. I detect haiku.
Fact : I am not sure if that is a true fact or not.
It definitely is, many hours of research sitting in the garden waiting and watching, with only bottles of beer for company.
Another installment of 😝 Crazy 😝 Comment 😝 Contest 😝 {Steem-Bounty Added} is underway.
https://steemit.com/newbiegames/@rentmoney/6guvqw-crazy-comment-contest-steem-bounty-added
This is ridiculous
I love it!
Resteemed