Sometimes I forget how big of an idiot Mark Zuckerberg is, because he figured out how to be a billionaire and everything, which they try to convince us has something to do with intelligence...but he did originally write Facebook in PHP...and ripped it off those two brothers...so...yeah. Makes sense that he would say something so stupid.

I'm glad I don't work for him. I can't imagine trying to explain to him how his new vision of encrypted everything social network won't let him read everyone's messages, send them to the local three letter, and use them to target ads. Maybe he'll have them encrypt all the messages with a simple letter shift or something, so he can still spy on us all. "New Facebook CryptoNet, with fabulously secure Pig Latin Encryption on all messages!"