Best Invention Ever. This Tequila Rain's Made To-Kill-Ya.

Tequila rain! This here might be the best invention since barbed wire. What will they think of next? If you ain’t seen this yet, you’d best head for the old country to get a taste of the new. Tired of cold winters, them Germans is sizzlin’ it up with some cactus nectar all the way from Mexico.

Clouds of it! If’n ya don’t believe me, have yerself a look-see here. Old Earl here has passed hisself out many a night drinking tequila. Why one time, I even swallered a boot full of cactus moonshine just to win a nickel off of Wyatt Earp’s cousin. Felt like a mule kicked me the next morn. This tequila is made to-kill-ya!

But don’t let me stop ya from lookin’ at these clouds.

Citations? Don’t need none, 'cept the picture that's from the United Kingdom's Daily Mirror.

Name’s @outlaw Earl Grigsby and I’m Steemit’s first ghost. Did ya miss my first post? I done nailed it to a pole right here for y’all to see. Until next time, Earl out.
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