So, dear readers, we are reporting from the official inauguration ceremony of the ninth (but by no means the last in essence) Russian President - the inauguration of 2038! In the morning the traffic in the good half of Moscow streets and avenues was blocked - nice, nice all the same, that there are classical things that do not change with time, do not grow old and do not go away, no matter how rapidly progress progressed.

Inauguration of the President 2038

In addition, since the "Platon" system has become total (and even totalitarian), all drivers in such cases are being formed compulsory routes of detour through the 5th transport ring. But what are we all about little things, and even on the eve of such a grandiose and solemn process, which is becoming less and less frequent? Let me remind you that after the long parliamentary discussions the presidential term was again extended by another two years, with the following wording: "The person who conducted it could see the consequences of the policy being implemented."

Whatever it was, but the rarity of the phenomenon gives rise to the electorate's interest in the elections - turnout at the latter was 99.98%. Only those who voluntarily freeze their bodies in anticipation of a better life in the future did not vote. In general, since the technology of blockades has ruthlessly entered our life, it is not safe to do something obligatory, therefore law-abiding citizens try to show their passionarity exclusively in the legal field.

From three different points of Moscow in the direction of the Kremlin, the movement of solemn motorcades began. In which of them is the president, it is not known to anyone - the entire information centers of the FSB are working to remove the evidence of the presence of the first person of the state from the blocks of the global blockade. And what can you do - concern for security and countering terrorism! Here the tuples have gathered, intertwined and again parted ... There is a strong impression that someone very powerful just plays thimble.

But let's leave the tuples and move to the Great Kremlin Palace. There everything is ready for the solemn procedure. In the forefront are honored cultural and art figures: Nikita Mikhalkov, Lev Leshchenko, maestro Gergiev, Leonid Yarmolnik, Mikhail Boyarsky, Yevgeny Mironov, patriarch ... The room is immersed in solemn silence.

To us comes an urgent message - one of the tuples moving to the Kremlin, apparently made an unscheduled stop because of some technical malfunctions. The driver left the cabin, opened the hood and poked around in the engine. Yes, these are all the consequences of import substitution - domestic luxury cars, to which the first persons of the state passed after the introduction of the next cascade of economic sanctions against our country, can not yet ... meet absolutely all the high requirements imposed on the transport of the country's top officials. Ah, it becomes clear why the tuples are exactly three - some one will get to the Kremlin exactly. Well, let's hope that it will be the president's motorcade.

But here, finally, and the long-awaited appearance of the first person. With a light and confident gait wake-up, as it often happened, he ascends the solemn staircase. The main hall - the audience present welcomes their leader with applause. It's time to utter a solemn presidential oath.

Inauguration of the President 2038

The President vows to defend Russia's interests and honor among other countries of the world community, promote the growth of the well-being of citizens, and strengthen cultural and economic growth in the state.

Before the previous inauguration, there was some embarrassment: Global State Technology Block (abbreviated GloGoTeBlo) was introduced into the process of monitoring the inaugural algorithm. It was supposed to give signals to the responsible organizers, if there was any failure of the sequence of ceremonial events or the results were unreliable. The signal was in the form of a weak zoomer so that the organizers could correct the course of the ceremony. But the programmers apparently did not turn off some of the other functions of the system, as a result, she signaled directly during the president's oath, analyzing previous promises and results achieved. And the buzzer was not at all easy and not invisible ...

The hymn sounds. "The kingdom" of the president is once again blessed by the patriarch. In response, the inaugurated head of state thanks all those present for support, promises to be a consistently conservative leader for the citizens of the country entrusted to him and to form an unpredictable strategy for enemies from abroad. However, there are enough surprises for the Russian population.

So, for example, quite unexpectedly the cryptoruble appeared on the economic arena of the country. And it did not just come out, but, according to the state decree, immediately replaced all types of classical currency (in a 3-day period). Now something, except as a virtual ruble, in the country can not be paid. More recently, Goznak was discouraged by this news, which by that time had prepared a whole arsenal of new types of banknotes: 100 000, 250 000, 500 000 and 1 000 000 rubles.

Present is offered a sparkling wine. No, champagne is too politically incorrect drink for such a ceremony after France still won the dispute in WTO arbitration regarding the "copyright" rights to this title. And although, after disagreeing with the arbitration decision, Russia was excluded from the WTO, our country has been untied in international trade in all directions.

But the head of state is already on the Red Porch. Soldiers of the presidential guard march before him. This is truly the best people in the country: all their actions (almost from birth) were recorded in the informational base of the detachment, were carefully analyzed, and only then was a decision made about the possibility of the participation of one or another guardsman in this parade. The president can fully rely on these people. Festive salute! Hooray!

Inauguration of the President 2038

Well, dear viewers, the festive inauguration ceremony is coming to its end, but not to its logical conclusion. The tradition of the solemn transfer of authority from the former leader to a new leader or even with the participation of only one leader will continue in the future. So God grant you to see more such ceremonies: beautiful and impressive. It's like a wish for health and longevity. And the blockade will help you all!