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Yeah I mean, I've always felt like a Japanese person, like on the inside you know - might also be an owl - why not both? We shouldn't be prejudice!

Exactly...I identify as the owner of the universe.

I identify as the universe's creator. I also identify as the seat on a hot woman's bike.

I had to look at your comment a couple of times to understand the point you were making but you are exactly right and I can see someone trying it.