"This Market Is Crazy": Hedge Fund Returns Hundreds Of Millions To Clients Citing Imminent "Calamity" (a limerick)

in #news7 years ago

I scream at my screen with profanity.
At market valuation insanity.
Expecting a crash.
A fund returned all its cash.
In advance of a market calamity!

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-05-29/market-crazy-hedge-fund-returns-hundreds-millions-clients-citing-imminent-calamity