Tiger Woods Arrested For DUI (a limerick)
Driving through rich neighborhoods.
Made a stop for some package goods.
Golf clubs in the trunk.
At the wheel drunk.
He once was great Tiger Woods!
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-05-29/tiger-woods-arrested-dui
You crack me up! He could drive a golf ball straighter than anyone else, but apparently not a car.