The Square Newt

The Square Newt looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Newt always carried a bottle of wine that they would drop. This seems to be an odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

The Square Newt searched for a toilet brush that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who expected it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

The Square Newt wanted a painting of a melon that they would play with. This seems a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Square Newt always kept a tomato that they would often annihilate One might find this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

The Square Newt owned a toilet brush that they sometimes share. It would have been a weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.