Normal War

Ech nought says we are normal
Versus Ech one we are not
But what test shall really conform
On how we most likely perform.

Necessary assumptions, we were taught
Over which we weren't allowed to place doubt
But build reasons out of
Proven theories, our pet parrots loved.

Are we qualitative, or measured quantitative
The count of different A’s against ourselves.
The generally Special comfortable at upper tail
While General especially shaped the bell.

Well they say the war has ended
But seems not for all We fight for our place under a curve
In this normal war.