Difference between old time church service and modern time church service

in #offering7 years ago

Difference between old time chuofferch service
and
modern time church service.

  1. When the choristers of the old time finish singing,the congregation burst into tears because they sang
    down the glory, but in the modern, after the
    Delilahs and Jezebels finish singing, the
    congregation respond with a clap offering
    returning Ichabod to Ichabod.

  2. In the old, during message, the congregation
    cry and tell God that they are
    sorry, but today, as message is going on people
    drop money, blow whistle and
    shout "ride on pastor".

  3. The old went to Church and the message
    gave them faith but the modern went to
    church and the message gave them fake.(olive
    oil,handkerchief,apron,sticker,holy water,and
    calendars of their G. O.)
    4.The ancient carried their bible in booklet
    because they were not ashamed of Jesus but
    some today carry ipad to church because they
    feel shy to be identified with Jesus and to
    such, Jesus will be ashamed of you on the last
    day.

  4. The old go to church with their hair covered
    with their head ties but the modern cover their
    hair with Brazillian weavon.

  5. During prayers, the ancient close their eyes
    and give God their whole attention but the
    modern open their eyes,looking around like
    armedrobbers and even answers calls during
    prayers.

  6. The old dance godly dance to thanksgiving
    and offering but the modern is not even afraid
    to dance doro,awilo and azonto even before
    the altar.

  7. The ancients go to church with their body
    covered and are focused on inner beauty but
    the modern wears mini skirt,show
    everything,and everything on her is artificial
    and ends up looking like "mamiwota". They are prone to falling at the slightest prayer because all she is
    putting on has a demon attached to it.

  8. In the old,sinners go home weeping but
    today sinners go home rejoicing.

  9. The ancients answer altar calls with tears rolling down their faces. The modern do the same chewing gum.
    O Lord, revive your work. May revival precede the rapture.
    Check yourself very well and redress your way/part......

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