Recreational Outrage at Offensive Emojis! Day 7

The most interesting component of this post, regarding the financial subjugation of one gender when compared to another, is the subject material displayed.

See if you can tell which one recreationally infuriates me:

Remember everyone, we're doing an analytical comparison of gender representation here.

Also remember, I'm not really upset, and I'm not smashing plates on the ground with wild abandon like I'm at a traditional Greek wedding.

This is all outrageous fun - searching out reasons to get outraged at, well, emojis.

Why?

Because they're right there, at yours, my, everyone's fingertips; and the TRUTH needs to exposed for all the world to recognize the blatant, horrific sexism that exists when you look deeper at the symbols practically none of us use, but that everyone takes for granted.

Once again, let's play a game:

FIND THE FEMALE SUBJUGATION OF WEALTH IN COMPARISON TO HER MALE COUNTERPART:

Here's a hint!

ROYALTY

Play this song if it helps:

30 seconds later, let's look at the answer to keeping feminism financially in check with silly cartoons no one ever actually uses.

The KING!

I count 4 Rubies, each at least 36 carats in size, and 3 giant Emeralds, each the size of one of my testacles.

Relative to the size of the King's head, if this was real life; not the actual size on your screen, you savages!

On top of that (literally), each point of the Kings crown ends in a big ball of gold.

The kings crown has balls, many of them.

Balls of steel?

Nay, good reader...

Big balls of GOLD!

And now, the lady's turn; her highness...

Uh, what?

She's the QUEEN!

No jewels, no big balls of gold, not even a platinum Amex card connected to her crown by a length of dental floss.

THE HUMANITY!

She's Royalty, dammit!

She don't even have a single diamond in her clutch headwear!

I. Am. RECREATIONALLY OUTRAGED!

At the financial reproachment of womynkind (ok, it really hurt me to type that, but while I'm recreationally outraged, why not be recreationally (fill in the blank) too).

No jewels, no bonus balls (of gold), no respect!

Emoji drawerers KNEW what they were doing, it's up to US to make them recognize how their callous caricature of drawn royalty is subconsciously harming all the young ladies across the world who are being raised believing they are princesses (in Westeren Society, they ALL are) and demonstrating their value, IN ROYALTY EVEN! Compared to a man!

Raise the pitchforks and light the torches, the recreational outrage movement against disenfranchised female royalty begins now!

Or tomorrow...

It's been a long day, I'm taking a nap.

We can rage against the machine tomorrow...

Or something.

😀

Have an amazing week Steemit!

@scan0017 😘