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Flowers die if I sing near them.

Would you come to our summer cottage in summer? We have many unwanted plants there... also my mom resists to get rid of some plants, so you could sing and it would become easier for her. :D

Are the trees in the area mature? if they are saplings, the forest might die too.

The forest is in fact very mature. We should cut the oldest ones. You might help us. :D

Lol. Then why are people asking you to sing in the first place?

because we have only ever chatted together :D

My goodness, then we should draw up some documents for you to sign....
you could be the key to the 21st century human deforestation technologies sir