If anyone has read this far, (doubtful) and wants to learn about what is natural law and its history, here is a pretty good place to start: http://oll.libertyfund.org/titles/rommen-the-natural-law-a-study-in-legal-and-social-history-and-philosophy
There you will see what it is, and how it is not about a sentient universe, light creating everything, or earth being your mother.

YEAH SURE METAPHYSICS IS WOO-WOO AND CRAP

I couldn't agree more! :-D