Joke of the ... life!
Zebra crossing = parking side! How? Obviously on a trunk! Where? In the center of a capital.
To be more specific, this is happening in Bucharest, Romania, near the railway station called Gara de Nord (not the best place to go out late due to the homeless people around I will discuss in a subsequent article).
I don't know where the biggest problem is exactly. So much damage I don't know where to start.