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He gets a big A+ for effort. I don’t know why she’s not impressed. 🐓🐓

he gets an A+ for a big-ass effort is that what you're saying? haha!
yeah WE'RE impressed why isn't she? because you never know what a female is thinking or feeling.
and if you're a male it's usually opposite of what you have figured.

True statement! Haha. 🐓🐓

yes Ma'am unfortunately for us! lol.