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How did he get away with that? When I was back east, I couldn't even drive down the street without being busted and fined for tinted windows.

That state trooper saved my life. I was at risk of dying from a vitamin-D deficiency and he rode in like the cavalry to save the day. What a brave and noble public servant. Too bad it cost me $150, but that's a small price to pay for the freedom to sweat more and get cataracts from the sun. My hero! <3

Why is there not a monument of this beacon of virtue in the town square so all can quietly gasp in awe — and so pigeons can DUMP ALL OVER HIS FACE...

Okay, back to cheese wallpaper...

jeez what a story..

but the wallpaper cheese, disgusting....