Bitcoin Love Poem Gone Wrong

She had a vanity public address

How I longed to see her private key

Why she hung out with those Androids I'll never know

All I have is a paper wallet, so i thought

Will she ever recognize me if I'm a Dogecoin player in Litecoin world

Suddenly my ICO coins from last month skyrocketed

Wow oh wow me now I can afford to run a node, or two

My Github inbox is full of offers for my ICO coins

I ordered a Trezor, a Keepkey and a Ledger or three

The doorbell just rang (pencil signing paper sound..)

It was the Tesla being delivered to my Apt.

Doorbell rang again (ahh the girl from 207 appears at my door)

(207 girl) Is that your silver car?

(me) well yes, honey it is.

(207 girl) Are you going to take me for a ride?

{BUZZZZ sound} Hang on a minute,,

{Button pressed} Hello?

Its amazon sir, we have your truck full of Bitcoin Miners, where do ya want em.

(207 girl) Smirks and Smiles

(me) Put em in the stairwell sir

(207 girl) Do you want come to my Apt for breakfast tommorrow, like starting right now

(me) I would if I could, but I have some Hashing to do, maybe later.

Door closes.

Laptop opens.

(Keystrokes heard)

The end.

Moral of story [ Friends don't let your friends get into bitcoin, its a relationship killer and there is no app for that}