Cryptoromance: Impossible Love Story of cryptokitty and axie (poetic fanfiction)

Few words about our cryptokitties for those who don't know (well, if you don't know who the h* cryptokitties and axies are, you'd better check out these links: Cryptokitties, AxieInfinity before proceeding). So, here it goes

Our patriarch Sir Lickalot is a renown poet, and rumors were that he was working on a new epic poem dedicated to Axies, so no one - but absolutely no one did expect that humble Jizo the Giver, who lived like a monk and was mostly considered being one, would fall in love with the only axie in town, pretty Lottie
and compose a following verse, full of deep meaning and burning passion.

It's written as a dialogue between two lovers, Lottie (above) and Jizo (below).

He says:

Axie, my little axie!
Why are you, girl, so blue?
When you are the cutest baby
And I am so fond of you!

She says:

Boy, you are cryptokitty,
Y’can’t understand my plight…
No matter how cute and girly,
I still have the urge to fight.

He says:

Let me become your teammate,
Let me become your hand,
To shield you from nuts and arrows
And help you through your last stand.

She says:

You are most peaceful creature,
Don’t bend yourself for me.
One day we will have more axies,
My darling, just wait and see.

He says:

Wasn’t Zhuge Liang a scholar?
A strategist to the core!
You need peace of mind and patience
To master the Art of War.

Though I’m not an axie,
I want to share your dream.
Let’s walk all this way together
And build us a winning team!

Lovely poem, isn't it? Hope you'll love it! See ya in the game!