The personal unpersonal message

Don't you ever feel like this when you read a commercial email:

Dear person,

I unpersonally thank you for singning up for my personal company and as a special marketing gift to me, subscribing to my personal email list which I actually know no one personally of.

Because you are in to my company, I will now track your personal data to unpersonally send you ads based on our faked personal relationship

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