Trump vs Kookaburra Debate

Cincinnati Zoo: Kookaburra practicing Kamala Harris Impressions

Many republicans refer to Harris as ""Cackles"; she apparently wasn't being allowed to cackle during the debate and had to settle for leering and smirking. Two obvious problems: she has precious little to smirk about after three and a half years of egregiously failed policies, and there is a question as to whether she could hope to deal with Vladimir Putin effectively by smirking. Trump might have asked her that or asked one of the mods to ask her if she thought she could deal with Putin or other major leaders by smirking...

People in focus groups complained that Kookaburra was ignoring questions from moderators and was responding to questions by reciting memorized lines generally following her own ideology and that of the ruling neocon cabal.

Donald Trump could be forgiven for being less than an expert on cosmology but the answers to a number of questions from both candidates left things to be desired. A few that I noticed a bit more than most:

Moderators asked Kookaburra about abortion and she replied with a long tirade that did not address the fact that Roe/Wade violated separation of powers, was bad law and basically had to go, Trump correctly noted that the issue needed to be settled at the state level by the people's representatives i.e. that New Yorkers should not be writing laws for Texas nor Texans for New York but somebody needed to talk about the way the issue is handled by democrats.

Whenever you see a dem politician with his/her mouth open, there is an 80% chance he/she is talking about abortion. It's the only issue that appears to work for them after their Klan **** stopped working for them in the late 1940s, but it's a phony issue. That is, voting for somebody who is apt to start a third world war or a second worldwide depression because you're afraid of getting pregnant is irrational. The first time any of those people ever see a hydrogen bomb blow off or walk into their grocery store and see just empty shelves, they will forget all about the abortion issue.

https://steemit.com/politicsm/@gungasnake/don-t-vote-for-phony-issues

Asked about support for Ukraine, Kookaburra went into a long diatribe about Ukraine being a holy cause, pleasing to God and King Stumblebum alike... Here is what an honest version of that might have sounded like:

Moderator: Kookaburra, many Americans are uncertain of the propriety of the US government supporting the Nazi side of a conflict between Christians and Nazis and sending hundreds of billions of dollars to that Nazi regime in Kiev in what increasingly looks like a lost cause. What would be your explanation for that??

Kookaburra: Oh, yeah, that... You see, Ukraine is the planetary epicenter of money laundering and the Ukrainian Nazis simply have too much **** on too many US politicians,, particularly democrats!

There was a question about "Climate Change(TM)"...

That isn't even a phony issue, more like total BS. You don't need to be an expert on cosmology to debunk that one, a couple of minor history lessons will suffice, i.e. the medieval climate optimum being followed by the Little Ice Age that started in the 1400s; that was major climate change and there was no possibility of humans having anything to do with it.

In real life, the ONLY thing that has any influence on Earth's climate is our sun and that might require just a little bit of cosmology to understand:

https://bearfabrik.com/gh24Public.pdf

The problem is that the entire idea that our schools teach about stars being thermonuclear furnaces is wrong. If our sun actually was some kind of a four billion year old fusion furnace, the entire system would have settled into equilibrium eons ago; there would be no climate change of any sort and sunspots would be blue or white, and not black.

Asked about Obungacare, Trump could have said something about putting RFK Jr in charge of the FDA to get rid of the chronic diseases. The amount of money that would save might make Obungacare unnecessary.