Bernie Sanders The Pussy Crusher!

Most people don't know this but old Bernie is truly the fur burger king. He might be a 5 foot 8 inch Jew but don't let that fool you, he can crush pussy with the best of them. He's basically the 74 year old equivalent to Brad Pitt. I've heard he gets a hard-on so stiff a cat couldn't scratch it. He's referred to as the crowbar cause he's the best on both sides of the Mississippi at prying his member in to meat wallets. He may be shorter than a garden gnome but that huge car dealership he calls a cock would make sputnik jealous. Some say that ballistics missile in his pants is what stopped Hitler in World War 2. He may have lost the election but he can surely shove his Rod in Hilary's ass and make it come out Trump's Mouth =0)