10$BD Weekly Caption Contest. - The Battle for the World's Worst Haircut! Trump v 'Lil Kim'
Tensions are getting high between the USA and North Korea.........
When you have deluded bowl cut and a bombastic comb over threatening each other with annihilation you know the world has hit rock bottom!
I love the picture above somehow they manage to look less ridiculous with a mop swap albeit only very slightly.
The threats have been going backwards and forwards for a few days now and both leaders are not going to want to be seen to lose face so it doesn't look good, however regardless of the DC Warhawks wanting another small nation to get is ass kicked by 'Murica' I think it's a storm in a teacup and nothing will come of it. Let's hope I'm right.
Anyway folks let's move on.
First of all we need to settle last weeks competition, ordinarily the winner does what I asked for and posts a comment putting words in the mouths of the people in the picture however the point of the contest is to make me laugh so I have gone with a slightly different response.
The winner is..........
@shellyduncan who didn't post a quote but the comment below in response to the picture of Trump and Hitlary and the vision did crack me up.
Karaoke time: belting out "you're the one that i want"
The image of those two as Danny and Sandy from Grease is priceless! Well done babe check your wallet.
Here's the transfer.
Well done to all those who entered, there were some really funny ones.
Ok guys on to this weeks picture. It's a shame Trump and Kimmy haven't met as I'm sure the picture would be hilarious however I've picked this one for you to use to put words in the mouths of the men currently planning to start WWIII.
Here goes.......
As always I'll get you started......
Trump: "Urggh that Soondubu Stew I had last night is killing me!"
Kimmy: "Muahahaha I ruv it when a pran comes together."
Alright dudes go for it make me laugh funniest entrant wins the 10$BD.
Rules are easy.
- Upvote the post.
- Leave your entry in the comments.
It'll run for the week and I'll post the winner in next weeks contest.
Here is my entry! :D
Nice.
Love it!
The Donald: "We need to get our Photoshop guys down here stat to make this audience look huge and replace my face!"
The Democratically Elected Leader of the Peoples Republic of Korea or whatever: "Yes! So then we keep saying 'WE GOING TO DESTROY EACH OTHER' so we look like very good leader us both?"
The Donald: "Yeah, well, we have to make sure people think you got 100% of the North Korean vote as always and for me, that the Fake News shuts up about Russia at some point."
KJU: "Yeah why American media lie so much? They not even North Korea News?"
The Donald: "Soros, Clinton, you know, the people whose bodies we are borrowing for this photo? That's just the way it is"
KJU: "Things will never be the same...harharhar"
The Donald: "You are a funny little man, you really are. With your tiny little nukes and that 'I just ate a birthday cake' smile. I think this plan is going to work out just fine"
KJU: "Yeah and don't forget 'I BLOW YOU UP ALL OF AMERICA!' Hahaha."
The Donald: "Dont you forget about those damn Photoshop guys or else I really will bring 'fire and fury' instead of Dennis Rodman heh heh. I really effin mean it, Un, don't make me pull your punk card. Now get me out of this suit, your birthday party stunk."
KJU: "ok so sorry for you. I try harder next time"
The Donald: "It's ok just...just keep up the nuclear stuff alright?"
KJU: "I AM DESTROYER OF WORLDS!"
Trump: "of course you are pumpkin"
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Trump while falling: Damnit! I told you fucks to build a wall not dig my grave!
Haha! 😁
GOOD
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Everybody knows trump will win. Whether it's a war or boxing. :P
Very good mate
I want world peace. :)
