Make America Great One Bite at a Time
Dear President Trump,
While I admire your slogan (and earlier Reagan's) "Make America Great again" I would like to remind you that you eat an Elephant one bite at a time. I would like to propose you start using more bite sized slogans such as:
Make Vermont American again.
Make Massachusetts American again.
Make Rhode Island American again.
Make Connecticut American again.
Make New York City part of New York State again.
Make New Jersey go away(sorry New Jersey)
Make Pittsburg and Philadelphia part of Pennsylvania again.
Make Maryland American again.
Make Delaware part of New Jersey (see above...also...sorry again New Jersey)
Make Virginia American again.
Make California Mexico again.
Make Oregon American Again.
Make Washington American again.
Make Washington DC like it was in 1580.
Make Americans have to sell every damn thing they own and live in government housing before they can collect 1cent of the money the working Americans make again.
Make Unions a club of workers of the profession instead of a leech business again.
Make God more important than Satan or his house Hollywood again.
Make cops the good guys and criminals the ones that are shunned again.
Make porn star a shameful profession again.
Make Communist and Socialist ideals the sedition that they are and have always been again!
Feel free to add more..I could go on but I think this is a good start.