I'm Buying Your Vote - Act Now! [crazy emoticons to get your attentionz]

Selling Out or Cashing In?
Since others are now buying their Witness spots and showing what a joke the entire process is, I decided to sell out as well and join the Buy a Vote Gang (BVG).

All You Have To Do Is Upvote My Post!
But not just this post ... every fucking one of them!

You will be my upvote bi@tch from now on.

But Tuck What Do I Get?
Yes Jerry Scamfield will send you money to buy his way to his Witness spot, but that's not my style. Here's what you get for being my upvote bi@tch.

Freerolls!
As long as you continue upvoting my post you will receive entry into our weekly League Freerolls where you can win Steem Backed Dollars at http://Lucksacks.com

But ... Jerry's Money is Guaranteed
You puss, stop whining about how you get your free money!

Just shut up and take it anyway you can get it ... it's free money!!!

Plus, you can win a lot more than Jerry's handing out by buying Witness votes, which is bad ... really, really bad. Someone should probably look into that situation, that's all I'm saying ... and those of you that voted for him just to get a buck ... pffft.

Now Make It Right
If you were one of those that sold out for an upvote, then you're in the right place, for we shall redeem you! Your upvote here helps a thriving Community grow, not just one guy. All of the SBD earned from poker related post go towards freerolls at the Steem Poker League ( @spl ).

So after you vote, you can go play some poker with friends from Steemit and win some SBD!

Now click that upvote button ... bi@tch! ;)
Welcome to TuB. The upvote scam that pays you back with Freerolls!