President Trope - Americaland's first true **Post-Art-Modernist**
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We see young little pre-president Trope, young, dumb, and full of crumbs, absentmindedly pulling the crusts off of the family bread, daydreaming about someday being a real boy, a actual flesh and blood human person, just the way they look on Teevee in those old caveman bruise reals....
The store continues ...