Haha! Yeah. Why don't you take some photos of you dumpster diving in the parking lot of the local casino, just to mess with people? That is, assuming that you ACTUALLY ARE legit. Then again, I would almost give you a "get out of jail free" pass for DEVISING such a DIABLOLICALLY-COMICAL scam. It reminds me of when I once worked in as a construction PEON in California over a decade ago. ON one site we worked on there was some "street" guy who had a synthesizer which he would spend the whole day playing on the sidewalk. Everyone (including myself and all of the other guys who worked on the site for WEEKS) thought he was really talented, and deserved all the tips from the passersby. Then one day as he was playing he sneezed, and took his hands off of the keyboard to reveal that it had been on "demo" mode the whole time! I guess the question is : Shame on him? Or shame on everyone who got suckered.... "One nervous breakdown at a time..." as my motto goes... Hahaha!