Friday of humor: "The infidelity of man and woman"

in #promosteem6 years ago


Fuente: Pixabay

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The mood of today comes from the hand of the infidel people's creativity to be discovered, it is amazing how fast and imaginative they have to get away with the situation.


Infidelity has existed throughout life and has given much to talk about, reasons for many separations, movie scripts and large scientific studies, the vast majority with the intention of establishing

Which genre or which is more unfaithful?

Hours and a lot of money have been invested to get this answer, however, if I remember correctly, it was never analyzed, which of the genders, whether man or woman, possesses the most creativity to come out more graceful of the situation.


Source: pixabay

Let's analyze these two cases to determine scientifically, which of the genders are more creative in their responses, at the time they were discovered being unfaithful.


At present, the infidel must be very careful in perpetrating their actions, there is a lot of technology in the public road that could be witness to their infidelity, that is how the unfaithful acts of these couples could be established.


The first case of the analysis happened in "China" A man circulated in his car at a very high speed through the streets of the city, as it exceeded the speed allowed, the cameras of the public road made a "fine photo"


"Den Jialin" a very prudent man when driving in his car, was surprised that a traffic fine arrived at his home, convinced not to have violated any of the traffic laws, I request that you send the "photo fine" to your home.


The correspondence arrived and was received by his wife, consumed by the anxiety of the verdict opened the envelope to see the "fine photo" what he saw left her stunned, without waiting for her husband to return from work, he called his cell phone and asked for a divorce .


"Den Jialin" lost all notion of time and speed, the traffic cameras did their job very well, they could capture the speed at which the "Den Jialin" car was traveling and where his right hand was resting.

The "fine photo" was clear and clear, it could be seen very well as "Den Jialin" caressed the breasts of his lover, before this situation the man, defended his innocence argued and accusing of fraud to the "department of transit" assure that it is a photomontage to charge a contravention that never existed.

Source: https://insolitonoticias.com/descubre-infidelidad-de-su-marido-por-foto-multa/



The second case of analysis is a business traveler, a person very dedicated to their work, their responsibility to spend a lot of time away from home, perhaps these are the reasons for infidelity.


The man lived a pleasant life, we can not all live from the work we like, however this man did it, he lived very happy outside of home fulfilling his work obligations, everything went well, until the day he was fined for noise annoying

Upon returning home after several weeks of being away for work reasons, he received a notification for breaking the law of annoying noises, specifically when he makes love to his wife.

Source: https://insolitonoticias.com/sociedad/recibe-multa-por-ser-muy-ruidoso-al-hacer-el-amor/


This notification called your attention, read your statement carefully.


"I miss very much to receive a fine and much more for the specified reason, overcoming sound limits by performing the act of love." At the moment he asks me and if we almost do not make love, his head always hurts. "


"They put several dates of complaints regarding these cries, then I realized that during that period I had not been at home, will be spoiled, cheated on me and they fine us, because she can pay for it alone, she fucked me".


The man did not leave his astonishment, his wife never lacks anything, all the work effort was for her welfare, she did not deserve a betrayal like this, even in you high so that all the neighbors, those artos, would know of the situation denounced the annoying noises.


The woman was not intimidated by the fines and much less by her husband, before such accusation she denied argued.


"I do not have any adventures, what happens that those days I was very lonely and maybe it was a bit handy with the volume of adult films"


If you want to know more in depth this news you just have to enter the links that I leave below.

Source: https://insolitonoticias.com/descubre-infidelidad-de-su-marido-por-foto-multa/

Source: https://insolitonoticias.com/sociedad/recibe-multa-por-ser-muy-ruidoso-al-hacer-el-amor/



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thanks for sharing a funny history dear @jlufer

jajaaj with regard to the issue of infidelity, I believe that women have more creativity to succeed in this situation than men. They are the only species in the world capable of presenting a lover as a cousin to their boyfriend and not feeling guilt or remorse, for example.

thank you very much dear friend @ jorgebarberab12 for this pleasant visit and your point of view
I wish you a great night

Hi @jlufer, Looks like I've known the story, but I forgot somewhere? To be sure this is a very entertaining story 😃😃😃

hi @jlufer
I have visited the @meesterboom and @trafalgar blogs of your friends.

Thanks for all the information.
your blog is very useful for many people in steemit.
I am waiting for further information on your next blog.
And I will share it with everyone.

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Regard @mzakybrt

ja ja ja buen escrito, yo digo que al hombre se le hace mas fácil ser infiel que a la mujer y donde quiera tienen una

Hi @jlufer thank still friend for his information and affair is nothing that can be separated for humans exist wherever we are..

buen trabajo amigo, realmente me gusto