It's Like Breakfast

in #punchline6 years ago

A serious blue-collar guy like me needs three things to get moving in the morning: coffee, a rip of amphetamine, and the first road rage episode of the day.

Have a good one, everyone.

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road rage is like the opposite of orgasms, it's more fun if you cause it than experiencing it yourself

Lol, an excellent start to the day, haha

You got a 9.03% upvote from @minnowvotes courtesy of @serkagan!

😊😊😊!! And do you know what I will need to start my day;

  1. A bag filled with a lot of Candies
  2. 2 sport magazines and
  3. A beautiful lady by my side to keep me company.

How about that, bro.

It can happen!

At least you're wearing a collar these days. The naked painting loft idea was a little hairy.